Monday, August 22, 2011

Police Search Zach Randolph's Home: Only In America

In random NBA news, a man allegedly went to Memphis Grizz Zach Randolph's Oregon home with the intent to sell weed. However, when he arrived a dispute arose over the price of said narcotic. The man claims he was brutally beaten by three men with pool sticks.  The "victim" (who does not want to be identified) alleges that he could not tell if Randolph was involved directly or indirectly.  At the time, there were over twenty people at Randolph's home so...its going to be difficult to pin the tail on the perpetrators.  The police searched Randolph's home and found pool sticks consistent with the "victims" testimony but found no narcotics.

Wow, all I have to say is; it's a wonderful country when you can go somewhere intending to do something illegal, get beat up, and then call the police to straighten it out. "ONLY IN AMERICA" (Don King voice)

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